The Italian Man Who Went To Malta is a parody video created by Jokhie Judy and uploaded to YouTube on October 8, 2005. One day an Italian Man went to a restaurant in Malta and wanted two pieces of toast, and the waiter gives him one, and the Italian man says 'I want two piece' The waiter said 'go to the toilet' The Man says 'You no understand I want two piece on my plate' then the waiter says 'You better. The Italian Man who went to Malta.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, 'Jump in, I can save you.' The stranded fellow shouted back, 'No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me.' So the rowboat went on. He was praying to God for help. A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood.

In a Maltese hotel, his room featured a bed without a sheet, so he asked the hotel room manager for a sheet, then the manager told him to go to the toilet, but he wanted the sheet on his bed, but the manager got angry and thought he wanted to 'sh*t on the bed'.When he went to the counter, the employee said 'peace on you', then the Italian man replied with 'PISS ON YOU TOO!!! I'M GOING BACK TO ITALIA!!!', then left. Plus Italian slang, Italian.

The Italian Man Who Went To Malta Song